Xane's Old Blog

Interesting Stats

 

Interestingly, looking at my Dashboard on TypePad reveals something interesting: Kai-lan brings a lot in! Of course, this is normal; Parents find sites for their children, and this happens. I mean, how many times do you see hate comments on YouTube when an unfortunate child sees a YouTube Poop of Dora the Explorer?

 

Of course, that's different. These are because of my images as many come from Google Images. I don't have much Kai-lan on the site, though. This means they don't see a lot of my stuff. This also might keep me from being responsible for any business loss by Viacom (creator of the cute shows Dora the Explorer and Ni Hao, Kai-lan).

Nick Jr.'s Safety Subliminal Messages

On Nick Jr., every show has common moments when a cartoon character gets in a boat, rides a scooter, or gets in a car, and puts on a seat belt, helmet, or life jacket. Problem is, they don't mention why they're wearing such things! Why is safety even important to cartoons? They won't die or anything if they don't wear those aforementioned items, so why do they? If they don't tell the child why they're wearing the stuff, the child won't realize that it's safety.

Go, Diego, Go! is guilty of this. Alicia and Diego are caught wearing life jackets in this picture. THEY DON'T EXPLAIN WHY!

 

 

Diego strikes a pose, but notice anything suspicious? THE HELMET! ENOUGH WITH THIS NONSENSE!

 

 

Franklin isn't the problem in this picvture, but Beaver is! Why must childrens' shows encourage this kind of behavior? AT LEAST EXPLAIN!

 

 

Oswald shows this same behavior. WHY? Why do you need a helmet in a freaking cart? He never falls out fo the cart, so he clearly has no use for that helmet. He should just jump off a cliff, then, since in old cartoons like Looney Toons, I don't recall prople falling off cliffs while wearing helmets!

 

 Peppa Pig and her family are wearing, yet again, life jackets. They never fall in the water, so THEY DON'T NEED THE FREAKING THINGS! SERIOUSLY!

Why does every show do this? I would love to meet the show creators and ask them, "WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS NONSENSE? CHILDREN DON'T NEED THIS CRAP. JUST GIVE THEM A NORMAL SHOW WITHOUT ALL OF THIS XUE! WE DON'T NEED THIS! UGH!"

You already know what's going on in this picture. Right. The whole "helmet" nonsense! UGH! Nick Jr., cut this out or I'LL CUT YOUR GUYS' FREAKING HEADS OFF!

 

Widget, let's not do this. Pleaser no. As I said before, although I do believe I remember Widget falling over or something, but, anyways, THAT'S IT, NICK JR.! I'M CUTTING YOUR HEADS OFF! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

Anyways, If I find any more of this xue, I'm uploading it and ranting about it too! GOSH, NICK JR., I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR THIS NONSENSE YOU'VE PUT INTO CHILDRENS' MINDS!

 

Dora doll... I want her!

 

This doll is found at Cuddly Collectibles and I have an interest in Fairy Princess Dora, so this should work out... Let's hope I get her! I want my third doll! Dora!